keana-isms!

I don't really watch Pinoy Big Brother. But with this, I'm definitely going to everyday- that is, after the hellish exams. I'm rooting for Keana Reeves! She's too smart for the other housemates- no sarcasm meant.

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Keanna-isms on Celebrity Pinoy BigBrother
c/o Histrionics of a balding Drama King
www.illenberger.org

Keanna: "Di ko alam na pinag-uusapan ako kasi ba't naman ako nila paguusapan? di ko naman bertdey"
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Keanna: "Andami kong pimples wala kasing moisturizer eh"
Rico: "Ano ?"
Keanna: " Bakukang..andami kong bakukang (pertaining to her pimples)"
Rico: " Anong bakukang?"
Keanna: "Insekto... (tapos sabay hipo sa mukha niya)"
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Keanna" "Buti na lang pinaligo na tayo, akala ko kasi sa Sabado papuwedeng maligo. Paano kaya sila matutulog non?"

( now, i dont get this. tayo tapos sila?)
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Keanna to Koya: (About not taking bath) Pakiramdam ko po kasi hindina ako FRESH. __________________________________________________

Keanna: "Rustrum!!"
Roxie: "Rustom hindi Rustrum!"
Keanna: *deadma mode* "pakealam mo? mayaman ako sa letter R!"
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Some excerpts from Pinoy Big Brother and Keanna Reeves. You can just love her for being herself.
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Keanna: (habang nagwawalis) "Hindi ako makatulog na madumi ang bahaykasi. Tapos mahilig pa kayong magkape. Gusto ko tuloy kayong paluin"
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Keanna: Ang hirap kaya mag-dishwasher
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Keanna ay nagpa-fashion show sa harap ng mga housemates habang
nagpo-pose (Keanna): "Dapat pala ay mag-pouch ako"
Housemates: "Pout hindi pouch (tapos halakhakan)"
Keanna: "Eh ano yung pouch past tense"
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RULE: Bawal galawin ang furnitures ng wala akong pahintulot
Keanna: edi bawal pala gamitin yung rocking chair? kasi gagalaw yun
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Keanna: "John Prats! John Prats! Kunin mo nga yung chicken."
(hahhahahahh! Full name talaga? )
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Keanna: (from the rule book) si big bra.. brother ang magbibigay sainyo ng mga kakailanganing gamit...(thinks)... e bat di natin makitaung kamay nibig bradir eh sya pla magbibigay (sabay tawa sila..)
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ZANJOE: Yung kapatid ko ZANDRO...
KEANNA: Lahat kayo start sa 'S'?
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Keanna: "Ay naku wala na pag-asa tayo mag-modern times. Ito pa dinang toothbrush...Talagang back to BISIKS tayo!"
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Keanna - "Streppers ako" (stripper)
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What the?! Hehe! I'm not laughing because of her idiocy but her humour! I know the two aren't really mutually exclusive, but I prefer thinking that she's smarter than most of them thus the humor. I'm not so much for cerebral or nerdy jokes anyway- too overrated for me. Luv her!